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I mean, what do we have to be nervous about?”

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'You were the first person that I could see as a person.

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R: Well, that depends on whether you consider pinging your phone’s GPS stalking. Ok, guilty. But you know how I know a guy who would be interested in hiring someone with your expertise? Yeah, turns out I could really use it. Seems somebody hacked my cell phone and my laptop and my desktop.

F: Gee, that’s too bad.

R: All my data’s been replaced by audio files of porcupine flatulence. And so I was hoping that whoever did it might be willing to undo it if I apologized for misleading them in any way.

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"I was chewing a pen"
                         “It was  r e d;

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Felicity Smoak in ‘The Calm

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